Your pensive.

"I said my pants"

"What?"

"I want you to iron my pants for tomorrow, then set the coffee"

"But I don't drink coffee, at home at least."

"And you dont ware my pants, but your going to iron them?"

"Am I? When did I say I would do that?"

"When I asked you to"

"You never asked, you said "Iron my pants and set the coffee" Thats not really a question is it?"

"Why do you love to argue with me about everything?"

"See thats a question."

"Well? Why the fuck do you hate me?"

"Well thats a different question, that I wont acknowledge. As to your first question, Im just defending myself"

"From what? Am i abusing you? Do I come off that much of a bitch? Fine then, I will just leave you alone and move out, if im that horrendous."

"But then who will iron your pants and set your coffee?"

"Thank you"

"Fuck"